i want to punch a wall
"No, go fuck yourself."
This is perfect
Julie Andrews on how she got the part in Mary Poppins.
when walt fucking disney waits for you then you are the absolute queen of everything
Some of these are so awkward, and some are great, and there’s that one with the dad that’s just 100% heartbreaking.
im making friends with the netflix customer service guy
how sweet of you
I’M TALKING TO A DIFFERENT ONE AND TROY ASKED ABOTU ME
Remind me not to steal bread in France. It isn’t worth the pain.
And don’t trip: “we” in this case is black people, because white people wouldn’t have to have internet campaigns calling for justice. That officer would be in jail right now, not out of town on paid vacation.
me when straight girls
my sister proposed to her girlfriend last night and she keeps making jokes about being engayged
A Ferguson town hall, held in the Wellspring Church, Thursday night, August 28th. Part 1.
Officially diagnosed with primary dysautonomia. This feels unreal. My doc prescribed four new medicines.
his life was totally in danger.
True story; this officer (John Pike) got a settlement of $38,000 because he said he got depressed after pepper spraying these kids. Oh, the depression wasn’t for feeling remorseful for pepper spraying a bunch of college kids peacefully protesting. He got depressed because he said since the media kept playing the video of him pepper spraying peaceful kids without cause, he got threats and didn’t feel safe. He didn’t feel safe. I’m not making that up. This motherfucker collected nearly 40 grand on worker’s comp after assaulting a bunch of college kids.