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3 hours ago with 19515 notes via do-i-smell-watermelon (source)
#got

wonderous-world:

Mt Hood, Oregon, USA by Andrew Curtis

3 hours ago with 5414 notes via set-the-vodka-on-fire (source)
#nature

hotboysofficial:

when questions contains the answers to a different problem on a test 

image

3 hours ago with 206561 notes via actualilluminati (source)
#WHAT IS THAT GIF#DEAD

kimpissible:

its so sad that every boy who dresses remotely nice is labeled as gay like thts not even offensive to gay people it just means straight boys dress like shit 

3 hours ago with 23943 notes via groudonramsey (source)

kiki-myaki:

Quote from teacher: “You’re taking a photo of ass war, aren’t you”

3 hours ago with 142767 notes via inthehistoryofever (source)

themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

penis-hilton:

same

I’m convinced that all these posts were made by Draco Malfoy

Ditto

3 hours ago with 290988 notes via groudonramsey (source)

avocados-and-cardio:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

HAHAHAHAHA

hahahahaha oh god i’m dying

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crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

3 hours ago with 27447 notes via groudonramsey (source)

dutchster:

there are people my age who are pledging their eternal love to each other and here i am thinking about what i might eat tomorrow

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gryffindorgeek7777:

mad-piper-with-a-box:

thetomska:

giddytf2:

the-last-teabender:

Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.

It’s great that he’s addressed this but are we really supposed to believe that NO ONE during the extremely lengthy processes of writing a song, recording it, mastering it and animating the music video wouldn’t have brought it up?

Excuse me but how the hell is spastic even remotely insulting?

So I just recently learned that in the UK calling someone spastic means the same thing as calling someone retarded, only much worse.

If it makes people in the UK feel any better, people in the US literally do not know this (like literally no one I have ever met and/or know). Here being spastic is usually meant to mean something along the lines of acting like a hyper-active child (like running around in circles yelling just because they feel like it please be quiet for just 2 minutes type of child). NOBODY here uses it as a slur.

Since Weird Al is a US musician and the US music industry is pretty non-international, yeah actually I think its entirely possible that none of the people who worked on this song actually knew that spastic was considered an awful slur in some parts of the world.

And I’m like 99.9999% sure that Weird Al is genuinely very sorry that he was accidentally offensive.

3 hours ago with 82012 notes via captainofthecity (source)
#weird al is the shit Kay#the captain of all my tween weirdness#was this man
What you and I have makes me free
make me choose
skinsplace: asked Mickey&Ian or Simon&Alisha - BOTH
3 hours ago with 666 notes via hoechlinth (source)
#gallavich
WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it
3 hours ago with 51218 notes via do-i-smell-watermelon (source)

cytoplast:

you aren’t edgy and different just because you have an offensive opinion ok

3 hours ago with 135712 notes via thecatsmeow90 (source)
Anonymous
go outside
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