wind her up, watch her go
I am a crazy fannibal, an avid reader, a learning writer, a fabulous waitress, and I can also be your friend. Welcome to the madness. Embrace it.
I am a forest and a night of dark trees; but he who is not afraid of my darkness, will find banks full of roses under my cypresses. — Nietzsche
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So I heard the new version of Crazy In Love that they put in the Fifty Shades of Grey trailer and I just instantly thought CLANNIBAL

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#clannibal#clarice starling#hannibal lecter#I just can't stop shipping it

Toby discussing the ‘costume’ for his sex scenes (x)

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#hannibal crack

When I’m in front of Mads Mikkelsen, everything’s easy. —CAROLINE DHAVERNAS ON SEX SCENES WITH MADS, SHE IS ONE OF US (via idontfindyouthatinteresting)

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Quick and simple lifehacks.

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#panic moonwalk







Hoping to get this boosted, because maybe it can save someone from hard times and get them a job at whatever establishment this racist ass manager is at. 

(this was on NYT FB article posting about a (Black) mother Google searching her unborn child’s name to see what connotations and future it could hold for him)

And then you have people justifying this action. But a meritocracy exists right?

But I don’t even know how to pronounce his last name…..

Someone find out where he works so we can can e-mail his Boss and get him fired cause almost every company has a non discrimination policy

My boss once told me to my face she did this to resumes. I was like ????? HOW YOU GONNA SAY THAT TO MY FACE LIKE IT’S NOTHING????

what the fuck

That left me speechless.

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when someone you hate is having a bad day


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anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time


this is not what i want to be remembered for

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when they say youre too old for disney

The hop, I can’t. I cackled.

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#lovely#pizza makes it better



characters that go from villain to awkward friend are so important

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I HAD THE MOST HORRIBLE NIGHTMARE I was covered in bad tattoos, just badly done, upside down on the wrist type of shit. I had a portrait of Dobby ON MY NECK. One of them was a stick and poke. Goddamn I have never been so happy to realize that something was just a dream.

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#bad tattoos#personal#danae is weird