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I am a forest and a night of dark trees; but he who is not afraid of my darkness, will find banks full of roses under my cypresses. — Nietzsche
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troyleryoutube:

tylersmintgreenhair:

life-sandwich:

officalumhood:

i want to punch a wall

"No, go fuck yourself."

Iconic.

This is perfect

21 hours ago with 288882 notes via savvybananas (source)
#best

whyusosirius:

thesirjordan:

Julie Andrews on how she got the part in Mary Poppins.

WE’LL WAIT

when walt fucking disney waits for you then you are the absolute queen of everything

21 hours ago with 294926 notes via savvybananas (source)

smilefor-medarling:

Some of these are so awkward, and some are great, and there’s that one with the dad that’s just 100% heartbreaking.

21 hours ago with 295234 notes via savvybananas (source)

tastefullyoffensive:

Dad Joke Dog #4 (previously)

21 hours ago with 16018 notes via savvybananas (source)

literallyrad:

literallyrad:

literallyrad:

literallyrad:

im making friends with the netflix customer service guy

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aw troy

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how sweet of you 

I’M TALKING TO A DIFFERENT ONE AND TROY ASKED ABOTU ME

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supermegafoxyawesomehot182:

Remind me not to steal bread in France. It isn’t worth the pain.

21 hours ago with 1696 notes via savvybananas (source)

showrance:

chubbina—fatzarelli:

god bless closed captioning

21 hours ago with 4688 notes via savvybananas (source)

verticaliciouss:

preach

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biohazerd:

jean-luc-gohard:

And don’t trip: “we” in this case is black people, because white people wouldn’t have to have internet campaigns calling for justice. That officer would be in jail right now, not out of town on paid vacation.

Ah.

Shit.

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myarmsareridiculous:

me when straight girls

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1 day ago with 19688 notes via amorphinetoast (source)
#YES

boatany:

my sister proposed to her girlfriend last night and she keeps making jokes about being engayged

1 day ago with 496172 notes via positive-thoughts-in-life (source)
#pure gold#best

iwriteaboutfeminism:

A Ferguson town hall, held in the Wellspring Church, Thursday night, August 28th. Part 1.

1 day ago with 7118 notes via amorphinetoast (source)

Officially diagnosed with primary dysautonomia. This feels unreal. My doc prescribed four new medicines.

1 day ago
#dysautonomia#spoonie#chronic illness#chronic pain

queertodaygonetomorrow:

atane:

wristxrocket:

dear-drifter:

lilightfoot:

Remember.

his life was totally in danger.

^^^^

True story; this officer (John Pike) got a settlement of $38,000 because he said he got depressed after pepper spraying these kids. Oh, the depression wasn’t for feeling remorseful for pepper spraying a bunch of college kids peacefully protesting. He got depressed because he said since the media kept playing the video of him pepper spraying peaceful kids without cause, he got threats and didn’t feel safe. He didn’t feel safe. I’m not making that up. This motherfucker collected nearly 40 grand on worker’s comp after assaulting a bunch of college kids.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/23/pepper-spray-cop-settlement_n_4152147.html

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#disgusting

englishsnow:

by fchan

1 day ago with 5988 notes via quicksilverey (source)
#Paris#art