wind her up, watch her go
I am a crazy fannibal, an avid reader, a learning writer, a fabulous waitress, and I can also be your friend. Welcome to the madness. Embrace it.
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I am a forest and a night of dark trees; but he who is not afraid of my darkness, will find banks full of roses under my cypresses. — Nietzsche
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rockandfloyd:

  • boyfriend
  • girlfriend
  • friend
  • david bowie

everything ends apart from david bowie. bowie is forever.

13 hours ago with 24806 notes via confusedlucifer (source)

lifesustainingmeasures:

viele-katzen:

marina-and-the-dragons:

spread-hope-inspire:

Tribute to Steve Irwin, a guy who genuinely loved nature and animals.

This man was beyond real

"Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first."
- Steve Irwin (r.i.p.)

Australian National Treasure

14 hours ago with 283691 notes via lifesustainingmeasures (source)
#CRYNG FOREVER

There is no shame in loving. If your septons say there is, your seven gods must be demons. In the isles we know better. Our gods gave us legs to run with, noses to smell with, hands to touch and feel. What mad cruel god would give a man eyes and tell him he must forever keep them shut, and never look at all the beauty in the world? Only a monster god, a demon of the darkness.

14 hours ago with 865 notes via lordstark (source)
#got

queerdontfear:

I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.

14 hours ago with 116593 notes via kaminomizirusekai (source)
14 hours ago with 44874 notes via kaminomizirusekai (source)

troyleryoutube:

tylersmintgreenhair:

life-sandwich:

officalumhood:

i want to punch a wall

"No, go fuck yourself."

Iconic.

This is perfect

2 days ago with 297910 notes via savvybananas (source)
#best

whyusosirius:

thesirjordan:

Julie Andrews on how she got the part in Mary Poppins.

WE’LL WAIT

when walt fucking disney waits for you then you are the absolute queen of everything

2 days ago with 300602 notes via savvybananas (source)

smilefor-medarling:

Some of these are so awkward, and some are great, and there’s that one with the dad that’s just 100% heartbreaking.

2 days ago with 305534 notes via savvybananas (source)

tastefullyoffensive:

Dad Joke Dog #4 (previously)

2 days ago with 16671 notes via savvybananas (source)

literallyrad:

literallyrad:

literallyrad:

literallyrad:

im making friends with the netflix customer service guy

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aw troy

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how sweet of you 

I’M TALKING TO A DIFFERENT ONE AND TROY ASKED ABOTU ME

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2 days ago with 162807 notes via savvybananas (source)

supermegafoxyawesomehot182:

Remind me not to steal bread in France. It isn’t worth the pain.

2 days ago with 1756 notes via savvybananas (source)

showrance:

chubbina—fatzarelli:

god bless closed captioning

2 days ago with 4737 notes via savvybananas (source)

verticaliciouss:

preach

2 days ago with 344558 notes via hairynymph (source)

biohazerd:

jean-luc-gohard:

And don’t trip: “we” in this case is black people, because white people wouldn’t have to have internet campaigns calling for justice. That officer would be in jail right now, not out of town on paid vacation.

Ah.

Shit.

2 days ago with 34016 notes via the-wicked-end-of-fiction (source)

myarmsareridiculous:

me when straight girls

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2 days ago with 24981 notes via amorphinetoast (source)
#YES